After listening to a great lecture on originality and how Indians lack originality, I decided to come up with some great original ideas. Here I share some of them with you :
- The Bluetooth condom : I'm thinking of inventing such a condom which can be operated directly from the phone. I think this will save people from embarrassment of putting it on in front of their special ones. Moreover we can have an alarm system, which notifies if you forget to switch it on. Further research on this is required which I am doing right now. Will post the updates soon.
- A SEX jammer : we can have places with sex jammers, which can help in preventing sex in public places like offices. Like an wi-fi router, a device can be installed in the office/mall which automatically connects to all the mobile devices in that particular area. A message will be sent to the server as soon as the phone experiences jerks.
- Wasex : Now this is a project which has a great potential. Like google wave we can have wave sex –wasex where people can have real time conversation or tweets with each other and one can find immediate solution to his/her sex related problems. I think this is going to change the way virgins make out.
There are a lot of other ideas as well. But I am not willing to post them here. Copyright has always been an issue whenever some great ideas have originated in this world.
Note : never attend philosophy lectures.
P.S : by reading this post if you are unable to image my level of frustration, then let me tell you it has been two days since I've been waiting for google wave invites.
4 comments:
Who said Indians lack originality? Which lecture is that that you talk of?
If I'll start explaining how Indians lack originality in his terms this comment will be longer than the post . :P
We had a guest lecture by Mr. Sundar Sukoyi. Where in spoke on - philosophy in education.
Every original idea is not original because it is always linked to some ideas of the past.. Like all of the above :P
Now clear your slate, and think again..
The google wave invite? Ha ha.. I tried for you my love.. I played blond on the world wide web for that invite.. Tweet tweet.. For invite!
@ hestia : they may be linked to some of the idea of the past. But when it comes to science, you have the right to claim for the innovation. :)
Thanks for being a bimbo. But I think google figured out how FAKE your love is. And that is why I couldn't get an invite.
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